Ain’t No Count

Ain’t No Count – For the Ones Who Get It

Not every Southern phrase needs translating.

Printed in cursive on a belt buckle-style design, this steel grey tee brings an old saying out of the holler and onto your chest. It’s a little bit self-deprecating, a little bit proud, and 100% understood by those who were raised around front porch wisdom and side-eyed compliments.

✔ Born in the South. Like the phrase itself, this shirt comes straight from Southern soil—milled in Tennessee, printed in Alabama, and made to last longer than a Southern goodbye.

✔ Tough, Comfortable, and Just Vague Enough. 100% heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit that holds up whether you’re hauling hay or hiding out from your responsibilities.

✔ You Don’t Have to Explain It. That’s the whole point. Some folks will smile when they read it. Others might ask what it means. Either way, you’ll be the one in the good shirt.

Ain’t No Count. Ain’t we all, if we’re honest?

5.5-ounce, 100% cotton

Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit

Screen printed image on front of shirt

Shirt proudly made in Tennessee

Proudly designed and printed in Alabama