Bless Your Rank

Bless Your Rank – The Official Uniform of Judgment

You’ve watched the rankings. You’ve screamed at the screen. You’ve shouted, “HOW is that not number one?!”—and now, you can wear your allegiance proudly.

This black heavyweight tee features the official Bless Your Rank logo, screen printed loud and clear—so whether you’re rating root beers, wings, or grandma’s mac & cheese, folks will know you mean business (and probably brought your own scoring system).

✔ Southern Made, Studio Approved. Born in Tennessee, printed in Alabama, and worn by the very hand that points to #1. No cheap knockoffs—just premium, homegrown quality.

✔ Built for Binge-Watchers and Biscuit Judges Alike. Relaxed fit, heavyweight cotton, and softer than a second helping of banana pudding. It’s the perfect shirt for filming, feasting, or just fussin’ about rankings.

✔ You’ve Got Opinions—Now You’ve Got the Shirt. Whether you’re team spicy or sweet, crunchy or creamy, this shirt says: “I came here to judge… and maybe snack.”

Bless Your Rank. Because someone’s gotta do it.

5.5-ounce, 100% cotton

Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit

Screen printed image on front of shirt

Shirt proudly made in Tennessee

Proudly designed and printed in Alabama