Matt Mitchell
Choose Your Critter
Choose Your Critter
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🐍 Critter Kombat 🦝
Step up to the backwoods battlefield and pick your fighter. Inspired by retro character-select screens, this shirt lets you choose from a lineup of classic Southern critters—snake, hog, gator, armadillo, opossum, skunk, turtle, and raccoon. Whether you’re a P1 possum main or repping Team Skunk on controller 2, this tee is made for folks who know their way around a Southern critter showdown.
Crafted for comfort, this tee is:
Soft, durable, and lightweight (5.5 oz.)
Made from a 50/50 cotton/poly blend
Includes up to 5% recycled polyester (sourced from plastic bottles)
Designed with a 1x1 rib knit collar and shoulder-to-shoulder back neck tape for a lasting fit
The artwork was created exclusively for this shirt by Alabama artist Jonathan Fox and WoTown Co.
"Choose Your Critter" is the perfect tee for game night, porch sittin’, or defending your trash can like a true Critter Kombat champion.

